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Sizes differ between shops, so compare what a millilitre costs rather than the sticker.

Prices and stock are what the shop’s own page published on the day beside each row, not a live feed. Every exit is measured; none of them changes what this page concluded.

No samples published by these merchants — some keep those quiet.

Published note words, read from the shops’ own claim pages. Colour marks the family a word belongs to — it is never a rating, and nothing on this page says how anything smells.

Every claim on this page was read off the shop’s own product page and linked back to it with the date we read it. We record the statement the merchant makes; we publish no similarity score and we do not judge how anything smells. Where a shop’s claim turns out to name a different flanker or a different edition, the row says so instead of being quietly dropped. How we verify.

Commissions never change our evidence conclusions, product verdicts, or whether a viable option is shown.

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